I was at the doctor’s yet again the other day. While waiting my turn to enter the privileged space behind door number one, an older gentleman and his wife came out from the same (only) door. He was short in stature (though I might be soon if I don’t stop shrinking) and wore a cap emblazoned with the words “Not Dead Yet.”
I need this hat. I want this hat.
Hey, Google! Where can I purchase this hat?
Peace.
Kevin